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yes-i-am-lucifer:

thehippiejew:

rikersprisonblues:

Gollum receives a MTV Movie Award

OH MY GOD

TUMBLR DIDN’T MAKE IT UP 

#OH MY FUCKING GOD 

(via aim-for-the-mo0n)

Put a percent in my ask box.

m4sonj4r:

0% Walking to my toilet, brb.

15% Uh.

30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.

45% Awh.

50% Small crush, nbd.

65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.

80% I really want to talk to you…

95% Me, you, bed.

100% Will you be mine?

DO IT.

(Source: carsonmitchell, via aim-for-the-mo0n)

lads-n-gents:

Michael referring to Lindsay as his wife just makes me

image

(via achievementt-teeth)

Tell me about your body. (¬‿¬)

Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?

theresnewsray:

Michael + outside

(x)

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andrewgiggles:

i used to be pretentious about my music taste but then i grew the fuk up

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timey-wimey-consulting-detective:

epic-fandom-mix:

dID HE jUST HIGH FIVE THE TARDIS

HAnds down the cutest shit ever.

duckduckcaboose:

Greeeeat. A fresh new round of Lindsay hate.

(via bigbeardedprick)

Amy in her natural habitat.

hottie-haywood:

his face, joel, why

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